Fire&Water Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Granted. you step onto the podium as Khriss hands you your diploma. Khriss calls up the next graduate as you leave the stage. Upon further inspection you notice that you have received Shash as your mark. Dangerous. Do Not Employ. Known to make egregious math errors. Graduated to rid us of them. Only now do you hear the cheering coming from the gathered crowd. Who did the professor call? Thinking back you remember. Mater, Alma. You’ve graduated together. Confused, you turn around, receiving a face full of spit. Realization dawns. ”I still can’t believe it” Alma says, extending a hoof. “Me, the first Llama to graduate Silverlight” Alma the Llama. Summa Cum Laude. Graduating class of 5778 CSY (Cosmere Standard Year) I wish to grow the Royal Locks upon my head 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Tempus_ Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Granted. But you will suffer from permanent hair loss that could not be healed. I wish for the ability to read the minds of all unicellular living things, and that I shall have full control over this ability. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantus Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Granted, you can read the "mind" of any single cell organism. Only one at a time, but any of them, and they dont really think much more than "Hot! Cold! Hungry! Here..." I wish for the ability to see Spren like a Horneater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Granted. You now see all Spren that exist on Earth. I wish Spren existed on Earth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Granted, but you cannot see them. I wish for a suit of shardplate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Granted, but you can't restore the gems when they run out of Stormlight and won't be able to move or regrow the armour. I wish to be a full Feruchmist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantus Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Granted. You are a full Feruchemist. On Scadrial. Era 1. The Inquisitors have found you, and they have a bag of spikes... I wish for the abilities of the Fifth Heightening, without any need for actual breaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 Granted. But your gift of perfect pitch is marred by how careless recording artist are for pitch accuracy. Your visual acuity for color a curse rather than a boon because you live in a dark cave. As for the agelessness and increased health, you are the only one who had it before the outbreak; the deadly virulent plague that decimated humanity and ushered in the zombie apocalypse. Now it is just you in your cave, hiding from the zombies. Too bad your heightened life sense won't work on the undead! I wish for the power to teleport myself any place I can see with my own eyes or through a video or photo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Granted. However you do it wrong the first time and vaporize. I wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Granted. But now that's the only thing you can do. I wish for a soul reader like the one in WOF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 Granted, but it only reads sticks' souls. I wish for an Honorblade. The Edgedancer one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Granted, but the final desolation begins. The fused come out, the secret societies learn about your honorblade and all sphere in your immediate vicinity are dun sphere with the next high storm happening in 3 months. And where you currently at is the area that the voidbringers planned to assemble. Good luck ! I wish to become a protagonist of a fantasy book series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlicensed Hemalurgist Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 (edited) 25 minutes ago, goody153 said: Granted, but the final desolation begins. The fused come out, the secret societies learn about your honorblade and all sphere in your immediate vicinity are dun sphere with the next high storm happening in 3 months. And where you currently at is the area that the voidbringers planned to assemble. Good luck ! I wish to become a protagonist of a fantasy book series. Granted, but the fantasy series is a borderline-unreadable, derivative, contrived, Mary Sue-riddled mess. The only 5-star reviews for it on Amazon are written by sarcastic Internet racists and your mum. Your story lies mouldering on the shelves of failing second-hand bookstores, forever. I wish for a better work ethic. Edited July 24, 2018 by Unlicensed Hemalurgist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Granted. Your work ethic is now so good that you work yourself to exhaustion everyday and neglect your family to the point that no one wants to talk to you because you're grumpy and insulting constantly. On your days off of work, you pace your house restlessly and snap at anyone who gets to close to you. Eventually, you move out of your house in favor of an apartment in New York, where you find an even worse job, and start to stop eating out of stress. Eventually, you are on the verge of starvation, and are only saved when your doctor sends you to a rehabilitation hospital to help you to get back on a normal schedule, but you can't. You can never stop working, and your doctor eventually decides that it would be the best thing to just send you to an insane asylum. Even there, you never cease working in the garden or something else, and slowly drive yourself legitimate crazy. I wish for the ability to speak to all animals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Granted, but it is in English, and they cannot speak back. I wish I was a giraffe instead of an elephant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantus Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Granted. Your memory gets significantly worse, but you can reach those delicious treetops now. I wish I was independently wealthy and did not have to work for a living. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Granted. You become a lazy jerk who no one wants to be around. I wish I had the ability to go into any fantasy book as any character I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Granted, but you can’t get out. Choose wisely. I wish I could come up with an original wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Granted, but it's really stupid and everyone assumes that you're an idiot because of it. I wish that any dog I ever own will live forever and be healthy and happy during the entire course of their existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 granted but this forces you to constantly work to get them food. I wish for a cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanghur Rahl Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Granted, but from now on every time you eat any desserts, you uncontrollably chirp like a song bird. I wish you would not grant me this or any other wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) The Nightwatcher refuses to grant your wish. For your bane, you no longer have any limbs. I wish people would stop trying to break the system. It always ends badly. Edited July 25, 2018 by Kidpen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Granted, but you then have no more fun. I wish for bird-seed-cake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Granted. you now have to eat everything like a bird I wish that I could travel through time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Well I already chirped like one. Granted. You can now travel forward in time, at a rate of 1 second per second. I wish I was a bird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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