+Ark1002 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 All you need to do is to sell people cookies in the introduce yourself erea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 Well, I've been in the lab a while. I come back and we've been promoted to Subforum! @Voidus, I knew we'd go far, but I'd thought this wouldn't happen for another hundred cycles at least. I'm proud of all of you wonderful Denizens who have made the Alley what it is today. We've endured wave upon wave of copycat guilds who sought to mimic, subvert, and undermine us. But we've held firm to the lights of Science and Baking, as we shall for time increments to come. Here's to the Future, the illusion of Time, and to Baked Goods that know no equal. TO SCIENCE!!! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 Mack walked into the Dark Alley, with his robes on and a card in his hand. As predicted, he was stopped by the time he made it a few alleys in by a pair of guards. "Listen, I just have a message for @Voidus, I need him to do something for me, can you guys deliver this card to him?" The guards grabbed the card, and turned and walked off. The card read: Hello Voidus, I have recently discovered an interest in using hemalurgy in my creations, as it enables them to have more personality. Right now I am working on creating automatons, but I am running into issues in giving them free will and making them sentient. I was wondering if it would be possible for me to view the work that the DA has made in this area, so that I don't rediscover the wheel, so to speak. You know how to find me if you want to respond. Mainly because you can see everything and can teleport. Consider the 3 dozen samples of my soul that you have doubtlessly collected by now as your payment. -Mack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 8/25/2018 at 1:00 PM, Fatebreaker said: Well, I've been in the lab a while. I come back and we've been promoted to Subforum! @Voidus, I knew we'd go far, but I'd thought this wouldn't happen for another hundred cycles at least. I'm proud of all of you wonderful Denizens who have made the Alley what it is today. We've endured wave upon wave of copycat guilds who sought to mimic, subvert, and undermine us. But we've held firm to the lights of Science and Baking, as we shall for time increments to come. Here's to the Future, the illusion of Time, and to Baked Goods that know no equal. TO SCIENCE!!! We came before and will endure til long after. FOR SCIENCE!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Voidus said: We came before and will endure til long after. FOR SCIENCE!!! We will, despite my current character not being a member, we will endure WITH SCIENCE!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 This science better include explosions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 And Hemalurgically-enhanced chipmunks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 It always has. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 What about dissecting jackals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Dissecting jackals is awesome! I was doing it last week in alley 542. Unless the jackals have been revived and over run that alley, they should still be dissecting them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, MacThorstenson said: Dissecting jackals is awesome! I was doing it last week in alley 542. Unless the jackals have been revived and over run that alley, they should still be dissecting them. I actually just got a report from alley 542, they said that the jackals seem to have absorbed some energy from some spiked dinosaurs and were now creating a religion based around worshiping Kelsier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Well crap. I was supposed to kill the spiked dinosaurs a month ago. Apparently a few of them snuck through my death trap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 You were supposed to destroy Dino land 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Well ya know what? When the dinosaurs can travel in the 25th dimension, its hard to get rid of them. They can dodge through most traps, and these dinosaurs didn't like eating baked goods. So im lucky i got the first few. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) In light of the influx of new members and the promotion to subforum I thought it pertinent to share some insights and advice for all new and future Denizens. Firstly, nothing I say matters, never take anyone seriously because they might not be real. Not even me, especially me. The null hypothesis of my non-corporeality has yet to be rejected. Secondly, remember that imitation is the greatest form of flattery. All of the other guilds that have and will rise up to oppose, subvert, or otherwise defeat us are actually just fans of our work, subconsciously or otherwise. Don’t be too harsh on them, as they live as the mayfly, with a lot of energy for a short time. Thirdly, remember the age old adage: Snacks sells. Edited September 20, 2018 by Fatebreaker 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, Fatebreaker said: In light of the influx of new members and the promotion to subforum I thought it pertinent to share some insights and advice for all new and future Denizens. Firstly, nothing I say matters, never take anyone seriously because they might not be real. Not even me, especially me. The null hypothesis of my non-corporeality has yet to be rejected. Secondly, remember that imitation is the greatest form of flattery. All of the other guilds that have and will rise up to oppose, subvert, or otherwise defeat us are actually just fans of our work, subconsciously or otherwise. Don’t be too harsh on them, as they live as the mayfly, with a lot of energy for a short time. Thirdly, remember he age old adage: Snacks sells. Truly beautiful and amazing words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) and can cause no end of headaches. Wait, what was I saying? Oh yes, Further words of warning on Sense and Spikeablility: Whenever you have a test subject you are harvesting for a piece of their Spirit Web, remember to grant them some for of healing via hemalurgy. This ensures higher durability for all test subjects, and improves the chances of harvesting multiple times from a single subject. Waste not want not. If you do not understand the MLP fandom, or even dislike it, do not say anything about it. There are too many of them, trust me. Always remember that even Eldritch Abominations had to start somewhere. Don’t let your lack of pseudopods get you down! Similarly, if it exists on any plane, it can be Spiked. However, I highly recommend not trying to Spike pseudotemporal subjects. It can lead to temporal misalignment, which wreaks havoc with your schedule and can cause no end of headaches. Wait, what was I saying? Edited September 20, 2018 by Fatebreaker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Also remember that fabrication is the greatest form of hattery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Fellow lurkers, I need to make an announcement. Somebody has leaked the contents of alley 168 to the public, and people are finding out about it, under the name of http://www.scp-wiki.net/. Who ever is responsible for this breach of security needs to come to my office so I can spike their spirit web into oblivion find out how much damage was done, and correct it. Don't worry, I'm not mad*, I just need to punish those responsible correct this grievous error before its too late. *DA disclaimer applies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 6 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: Fellow lurkers, I need to make an announcement. Somebody has leaked the contents of alley 168 to the public, and people are finding out about it, under the name of http://www.scp-wiki.net/. Who ever is responsible for this breach of security needs to come to my office so I can spike their spirit web into oblivion find out how much damage was done, and correct it. Don't worry, I'm not mad*, I just need to punish those responsible correct this grievous error before its too late. *DA disclaimer applies. Well I figured that if we released the contents of our most harmless alley to the public then they might be a bit less suspicious. Sorry guys, I may have dropped the ball on that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 *eyes widen in fear* uh sorry sir, I meant no disrespect, that was totally ok, I’m not mad at all. Nope not me. That was completely ok. *slowly backs away to the door, then sprints out* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 "Why do people keep doing that?" *Resumes experiment to spike the power of Cthulu into a hamster* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 PR is an important aspect of any organization. This was well done, we should follow it up with a press conference. Does anyone have an update on those Hypnosquids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 In order to test their ability to survive in the wild, we released about 100 of them. One of which was immediately killed in an unfortunate “accident,” and I couldn’t let its meat rot away, so I made it into calamari. It was delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 I'm sure you meant 'infortunate' And did you notice: 'unfortunate'. hee hee hee... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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