Voidus Posted April 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 3 hours ago, kenod said: Perhaps, but the alley isn't active enough anymore. Perhaps we could seek some allies? Ooor, we could make some allies. Who has those iron spikes we made from the last guild that tried warring with us? Nothing like an ironically made Koloss to win a guild war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 I'm wondering what would happen if we made a Koloss out of a chasmfiend... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, kenod said: I'm wondering what would happen if we made a Koloss out of a chasmfiend... Sweet! That would be like making a zombie out of a terminator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, Zennix said: Sweet! That would be like making a zombie out of a terminator. Intelligent machines are supposed to have spiritwebs, maybe we could spike them too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 Hi, I'm spikes in my eyes Johnson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 (edited) 19 hours ago, kenod said: Intelligent machines are supposed to have spiritwebs, maybe we could spike them too? Hmm... Perhaps we could do some bloody hemalurgic experiments culinary experiments to test this theory out, and test out various effects of hemalurgy and creation of new, powerful hemalurgic constructs varied chocolate chip placement? Or perhaps we could try out making hemalurgic constructs of intelligent machines baked goods for intelligent machines? Edited April 3, 2017 by Secrets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 6 hours ago, Secrets said: Hmm... Perhaps we could do some bloody hemalurgic experiments culinary experiments to test this theory out, and test out various effects of hemalurgy and creation of new, powerful hemalurgic constructs varied chocolate chip placement? Or perhaps we could try out making hemalurgic constructs of intelligent machines baked goods for intelligent machines? Recent research has proven that Spren can be spiked given cookies. Seeing the similarities between type IV Awakened entities and Spren, it should be possible to awaken a robot, and then spike it give it cookies. the only issue would be to overcome the Investure Interference between the Breath and the spike cookie. so basically, we could make sentient Hemalurgic robotic killing machines sentient cookie dispensers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 4:51 PM, kenod said: Recent research has proven that Spren can be spiked given cookies. Seeing the similarities between type IV Awakened entities and Spren, it should be possible to awaken a robot, and then spike it give it cookies. the only issue would be to overcome the Investure Interference between the Breath and the spike cookie. so basically, we could make sentient Hemalurgic robotic killing machines sentient cookie dispensers. Hmm... True enough. I suggest that to overcome the investiture interference crossed frosting, we might be able to use higher levels of investiture frosting to help compress all investiture frosting into a single entity. Perhaps if we were to use Atium for the spikes our best secret recipes for cookies? And we could also probably just hemalurgically spike give cookies to the spren, possible to seons, skaze, and even shades . But wait. Did you just mention sentient machine cookie dispensers? Did you just make intro thread spam bots? What are we doing? Or perhaps we just probably shouldn't let them loose in the intro thread, but in other areas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Secrets said: But wait. Did you just mention sentient machine cookie dispensers? Did you just make intro thread spam bots? No, just meant it as a synonym for hemalurgic terminators. Actually creating spam bots would probably get me banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 I plan to create a Sentient Awakened Object (like Nightblood) that feeds on upvotes and unleash it on the 17th Shard. (evil cackling) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 51 minutes ago, Zennix said: I plan to create a Sentient Awakened Object (like Nightblood) that feeds on upvotes and unleash it on the 17th Shard. (evil cackling) Did you just make a downvote spam bot through hemalurgy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 15 hours ago, Zennix said: I plan to create a Sentient Awakened Object (like Nightblood) that feeds on upvotes and unleash it on the 17th Shard. (evil cackling) Can't you just let it feed on members of the Assassins in Technicolor Clothes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 6 hours ago, kenod said: Can't you just let it feed on members of the Assassins in Technicolor Clothes? NOW! That is a good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Remember, Fellow Denizens, to be careful with Spambots lest we incur the Wrath of Chaos and his mighty Banhammer. Be sneaky about it, and remember to use plenty of distilled pseudo-gelatin when insulating the central processors. But otherwise, knock yourselves out! not literally of course, we wouldn't want a repeat of the Great Coat Hanger incident, which, let me tell you, was a real headache. If you catch my meaning Also, has anyone seen any zinc spikes with green ribbons tied around them? I put them down somewhere, but I can't seem to remember which psycho-temporal district I left them in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Fatebreaker said: Also, has anyone seen any zinc spikes with green ribbons tied around them? I put them down somewhere, but I can't seem to remember which psycho-temporal district I left them in. Check alley 36, 58m down in the 4th dimension, 32m up in the 5th dimension. I think I remember seeing some there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 *munches on cookie Aha! I have found the perfect amount of iron and bacon to go in this cookie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Bacon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 The dark alley is breathing it's final breaths. The activity count is dropping. The bakers are shutting down their shops, it appears. Although we see the last guard of members out, fleecing new members in through the introduction threads, this thread is slowing down. @Hemalurgic_Headshot @A Budgie are succeeding in the introduction threads. I will enjoy watching the collapse of this horrible place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) Collapse? Absolute silence is necessary for the ensured survival of our Master Plan. Sometimes you must make many noises to hide the ones you don't want noticed, the screams of terror delight, the roaring abominations ovens. Sometimes, you must remain quiet, in hopes that no one notices the haunting baker sneaking behind them, readying a cookie and plunging it into your back. So don't worry. Most of us are not gone, merely stalking those too unobservant to see their impending purchases. @Cluny the Scourge Edited April 28, 2017 by 18th Shard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 The alley cannot collapse. Ruin would never allow it. We wait in the shadows, poised to force feed an unsuspecting passerby some ruinous delicious baked goods. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 As long as there are intro threads, there will be abominations people trying to sell cookies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 We are still very much around even though aren't often seen in public. We are creatures of the night. The whisper in the silent woods. The mist just before dawn. The howl on a full moon. The thing of nightmares. We are everywhere and nowhere. PS: Just ignore all the poetic ramblings. You only need to understand that if you underestimate us, you are.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 I was once like you. I opposed all forms of baked goods, not knowing their wonder. I roamed the Newcago court in joy. I was woefully ignorant of the Dark Alley and all its wonder. Then @kenod stabbed me with a cookie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 On 4/28/2017 at 9:07 AM, Cluny the Scourge said: The dark alley is breathing it's final breaths. The activity count is dropping. The bakers are shutting down their shops, it appears. Although we see the last guard of members out, fleecing new members in through the introduction threads, this thread is slowing down. @Hemalurgic_Headshot @A Budgie are succeeding in the introduction threads. I will enjoy watching the collapse of this horrible place. You see, the problem is your limited concept of the grander scheme. To take the circumstance of a moment as the substitute for the rest of an ever-twisting timescheme is to confine oneself to the illusion of knowledge. The Alley, may it's ovens burn perpetually, has endured trial and tribulation. At one point it consisted of a mere 3 people. But as long as the darkness of ignorance and the haze of prejudice against the Hemalurgic arts persists, we Denizens will be there to forge onward in the name of Science! So fear not, my unenlightened friend. The Dark Alley, may its darkness illuminate the Multiverse, may seem dormant, but we've harvested enough bronze ferrings to make sleep a thing of the past, and enough cadmium ferrings to make sure the sweet, toasty, cookie-scented breath of the alley shall waft enticingly through the forums for eons to come. So the question is not when we will perish, but rather, "Would you like a Cookie?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staphylococcus Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 When I first came to the shard, I was offered a delicious cookie which I devoured with pleasure. I think highly of your noble cause and seeing your activity dropping, I would like to offer my help and support. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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