Voidus Posted March 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 I AM LORD RULER! BOW DOWN TO ME! No, I just have his power... Through spiking myself 32 times. The voice in my head told me to come here, and my body responded before my mind did... Don't worry about that, it's a pretty common occurence here. Just make sure you burn some aluminium during Christmas parties. Don't ask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Yeah, and don't swap it out for duralumin. That's really embarassing. Last time, I destroyed half a planet, and it still hasn't tapped gold yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straw Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) lerasium Edited March 22, 2016 by ThatTinyStrawMan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon tEhe Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 could I just be like Hoid and insult everybody I see? would that qualify me for the job? Cuz, I'm really searching for a job in mercenary wor- I mean the culinary arts. I have my own recipe! Notice, it's not cannibalism with barbecue sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 *Lights a candle in the darkness* So, Spiky One, now that we realized our business model isnt working and they cut our power do you have any bright ideas? Pun definitely intended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 *Lights a candle in the darkness* So, Spiky One, now that we realized our business model isnt working and they cut our power do you have any bright ideas? Pun definitely intended. Hmm? Oh that, yeah I forgot that we invented a perpetual motion machine a while ago so we can just hook that up for power. Also I remembered that we have access to spikes that can compound luck, so we can just win a few lotteries to pay the bills. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Hmm? Oh that, yeah I forgot that we invented a perpetual motion machine a while ago so we can just hook that up for power. Also I remembered that we have access to spikes that can compound luck, so we can just win a few lotteries to pay the bills. ............................................ cant we just sell the infinite power? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudjumper Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 (edited) I, Cloudjumper, wish to join the Dark Alley guild/group. Edited April 11, 2016 by cloudjumper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 ............................................ cant we just sell the infinite power? Yes... after we put it into spikes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 I, Cloudjumper, wish to join the Dark Alley guild/group. Welcome Cloudjumper, to the Alley that is at once Dark and enlightened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straw Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 I, Cloudjumper, wish to join the Dark Alley guild/group. I think you have to prove your dedication with a.... suitable gesture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudjumper Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Does that involve contributing to the database of Dark Alley hemalurgic research? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Does that involve contributing to the database of Dark Alley hemalurgic research? Or just baking cookies. Welcome to the Dark Alley! Do you have any special interests? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlewis Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Baking cookies may have complications with some of the metal ingredients. Also, when is the next supply of 'chocolate chips'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dants Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Would anybody be up for formally starting a Dark Alley related RP? I think that it might be fun to focus on role-playing and add a bit more structure to the DA. (In fact, this might actually be a good opportunity to flesh out the Dark Alley a bit more, (spike cookie pun not intended)) If anyone is interested in this, please respond, and we can start a thread. Yes! That sounds spikingly fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dants Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 As the inaugural member to this group started by Kurkistan some time ago I thought that I should increase our recruiting, and to that end have decided to formally make it a group. Come to the dark alley. We have cookies. Denizens list - courtesy of Fatebreaker Voidus^: Original Denizen, Head of Sales Specialties: Sales and Research Traceria: First Victim Fatebreaker^: Head of Research and Advertising, Creator of the Slogan Specialties: Sales, Research, and Advertising Mail-mi^ Specialties: Sales and Research Killersquirrel59 Specialties: Hemalurgic Theorizing 18th Shard: Creator of the Disclaimer Specialties: Hemalurgic Compounding Researcher the Gleeman: Head of Shipping Redbird3000 Specialties: Zoohemalurgy Snoopy^/Kipper^ Specialties: Middle Manager of Public Relations, Head of Inter-Guild Commerce, Forgery/Hemalurgy Blademaster Ostrichofevil^ Specialties: Hemalurgy of non-Metallic magic systems FrodoUnderhill^ Slowswift^ Winter Cloud^ Specialties: Trans-species Hemalurgy, wolfkind translator and ambassador of the Pack of the Cosmere. Morzathoth^ Specialties: Eldritch Horror* and Researcher of Investiture of The Dark Alley! *Pending office cleaning Oversleep^ ChickenPlague Specialties: Mistwraith research team, vampiric-Lucentia connection discovery. iBambam Kaazi^ JerleShannara Specialties: Lerasium ThatTinyStrawMan Endorsers Queens Elsa Steelheart, Ruler of Newcago Lord BreathTaker, ruler of the Raven Throne Honorary(non-active) Members: King of Nowhere Kadorok Swimmingly SmurfAquamarineBodies Quitecontrary ' ^ ' denotes those who have made, sales. Active members must either sell at the intro thread, or contribute more than one post to the science of Hemalurgy. Let me know of mistakes, omissions, and updates. Applications are always welcome. The Dark Alley Baked Goodness You Can't Trust I've technically supposed to have been in the inactive members list, but I'm heading over to sell cookies and soup now to the new sharders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Thank you, coincidence spikes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 You know... I don't think this is what people generally mean when they say that food is "spiked" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 We aren't a "generally" sort of group, if you know what I mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Of coarse not. We are far too committed to delivering high quality spikes cookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alomantisist Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 (edited) Dang it. I've run out of Nicrocyl again. Anybody have any extra? I have experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive. *singing in GLaDOS voice* (I'm in ally 214 if anyone is interested) Edited May 19, 2016 by Alomantisist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Just visit one of the reservoir Alleys, you'll find everything you need. Watch out for the Sleepless Sentinels though, they have a habit of temporally eviscerating intruders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Can I just ask here for joining? I'm mainly interested in appearance modification using hemalurgy cookies (spike a squid give a squid a cookie, then stick it in you eat it and get tentacles. Stuff like that). Selling cookies is going to be harder, with people actively warning others in the intro threads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Welcome to our Allied Association of Alleys. Zoohemalurgy is a favorite subject of ours. Feel free to research to your heart's content, sell like mad in the intro threads, and search sincerely for Science! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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