blad3mast3r Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 So, what is the record for most uses of "storms" in one sentence? "storm this storming highstorm!" "storm this storming stormlight-infused stormform in the stormwall!" etcetera. RULES: - must make sense grammatically. - no run-ons. - must be a word used in-series. LETS DO THIS! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 (edited) Lopen stormed into the stormwall of the highstorm swearing at the storm by the stormfather and his storms the entire storming time. Edit: Count of seven storms in my post Edited July 29, 2014 by Leftinch 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 "Storm that storming pile of stormlight-filled stormleavings," stormed the Stormfather of Kaladin Stormblessed, while stormily storming a highstorm at the Everstorm over Stormseat. 12. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 "Storm it, I can't possibly hope to pass these storming storm-leavings who use the word 'storm' combined other, less obvious uses of the storming thing, such as 'stormily,' 'stormwall,' and 'Stormseat,'" stormed Kobold King, whose general storming about was so stormy that a small storm stormed over his head in a typically storm-like manner. 14. And "storm" totally stopped looking like a word as I typed it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r Posted July 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Wow. This is better than I expected. ....But I think we can Beat that record! Let us storm on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Let us storm on! Storm off you stormleaving, there's no storming way I can storming come up with more storming uses for the storming word "storm," not unless I got really storming ridiculous with "storm" placement and general storminess of my language, which has grown increasingly filled with the word "storm," worrying me much as a highstorm storming across the storming planet would worry me--see, it's gotten storming ridiculous to try to pack the word "storm" into a single storming sentence so many storming times! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Just eighteen times my friend. Still while obeying your rules, its going to be hard to improve on that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rangress Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Kaladin Stormblessed stormed through the storming storm, storming after the storming Stormfather and storming low on storming Stormlight, the storming Stormfather as storming elusive as the storming Stormlight; and while he was storming tired of storming after the storming Stormlight and Stormfather, the storming highstorm stormed on, and so Kaladin Stormblessed stormed on as well. Twenty-five, by my count. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r Posted July 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Well, let's say you can do multiple sentences, as long as the whole thing makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurkistan Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Well, let's say you can do multiple sentences, as long as the whole thing makes sense. Probably wise, as those storming storm-leavings are figuring out that you can write entire books using only storm-cursed run-on sentences; as if the spirit of the rules of grammar were mere stormleavings—as the Stormfather taught us they certainly are not!—and our fellow man did not deserve his clauses to be properly broken into sentences rather than painfully stitched together for your storming amusement! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulcastJam Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 If you can storming do multiple sentences then I storming think that Words of Radiance wins by a stormslide. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew C Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Changing a real-world profanity to storm in a real life sentance I once heard, we get: 'Some storming stormer stormed the storming stormer, storm em!' The story behind that, incidentally, involves a storm. My highschool English teacher one year had been in the British Navy in peacetime, and while on a very long, very boring patrol, disaster struck their ship - the kettle they used to make tea broke in a storm. Apparently this was a big deal for British sailors who love their tea. The first person to find out about the broken kettle uttered almost exactly that sentence above, but with a word rhyming with duck in place of each storm. I can't remember why he told us this story, I think it was to mock someone swearing in class by trying to make us think that a sentence with two-thirds of the words in it being 'f' was contemptible. We all thought it was one of the greatest sentences ever uttered and went out of our way to use it in class. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistLord Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I feel like 'storm' is the incorrect spelling after all this... Ah, storm it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Targarien Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 "Storm this!" stormed Kaladin Stormblessed, "If I have to storming go and fight Szeth in another storming highstorm while he has heaps of stormlight and I have no stormlight. Then I will storming kill the next storming person I storming see. Storming highstorms I am so storming miserable and I storming hate Szeth, I hope he storming dies in the next storming highstorm" finished Kaladin Stormblessed stormily. Well that's 19 'storms' by my count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 So, you know how adamant a stick is with it's Cognitive Identity?You ever try to storming talk to a storm?I am a storm. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twenty@20 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Even a normal person will get dyslexic while reading this. Storm it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 The highstorm stormed the winter storm by five storms when the Everstorm stormed them all storming over, but then the Stormfather with his heaps of stormlight stormed them all by storming miles; storming man was so insane that he storming a storming storm when the storming storm would storm his storm after his storming of their storm, but when three storming storms storm each other than you get a storming big storm; they storm each other with a storming amount of storming stormlight, when stormlight was useless, storming Szeth came and stormed Stormblessed to the storming ground, but Stormblessed storming hated the storming ground so he threw some storming stormlight at Szeth in the storming storms. 42. And it's technically one sentance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine0Flame Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Holy Stormfather! I realy can't storming read any of this. Well, storm on friends! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Storm. My sentence has the highest storm/word ratio, therefore I win. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerionBFII Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 I assume an angry/or particularly filthy mouthed weather man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 "Storm it", Stormy declared, storming the storming everstorm while the stormwall simultaneously stormed it's way over stormseat.(Kind of made mine a tounge-twister. )The next step? The most uses of storm in a kelek! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Nobody can top mine, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unodus Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Only a storming stormblessed could storm so stormingly well through a stormy highstorm with such a stormy temper- to storm so storming well even without stormlight, its not storming right that that stormmer can face the stormfather and keep storming; I've seen stormier storms in the storming storm charts, for storms sake- the everstorm is just going to storm across the storming globe till it storms into another stormier highstorm to make an even bigger storm- he won't go storming through that storm, so we need a storming plan to stop these storms before they storm into each other: we should use stormblocks and stormwalls to stop them storming into the major cities, and isolate the origin of these storming storms so we can prevent highstorms from forming or make them storm more so we can harvest more stormlight. 38, so close... x.x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 I told you that you couldn't top mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 AAAANDDD…. the Epic Golden Mega Trophy Filled With Spikes Award For Most Uses Of Storm In One Sentence Goes TO- Winter Cloud! Next round - most uses of "rust and ruin…." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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