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And Adolin as the body of mass in question!

 

Hoid requires students to read "guide to not being a completely obnoxious, useless, uneducated and generally stupid moron" for all his classes. Kelseir is requiring "A False Dawn" and Nale requires "the art and science of obedience" And I hear Kiin is applying as the head chef you airsick lowlanders know that i am so much more good and he is looking forward to preparing delicious meals full of chull dung that will nourish all our students who are too idiotic to recognize good food!

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On 2/28/2017 at 1:17 PM, Fatebreaker said:

 

  • Religious Studies 240 Derethism - Professor Hrathen

Professor Hrathen's assistant here. He'd like you to know that he changed the course title to "Religious studies 240 Shu-Dereth" because Wyrn said the other title was wrong. 

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Thank you one and all for your contributions, these additions are being noted. However we are still in need of recreational activities for the students to engage in when not in class. Please continue to help us build a better experience for our treasured students.

On 3/6/2017 at 11:52 AM, Figberts said:

...so when are classes starting?

@Fatebreaker

I'd say soon, but time is relative, so no one knows.

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A debate club taught by prof Jasnah

A wilderness survival course by prof Sixth of the Dusk

A mechanics class by an unknown member of The Ones Above

A philosophy class, also by prof Jasnah with assistance from assistant professor Tonk Fah

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A shooting club by prof. Wax and prof. Marasi

Fencing club by prof. Sarene (woman only)

Dueling club by prof. Zahel and prof. Adolin (man only)

Chasmfiend hunting club by prof. Elhokhar (currently suspended because of high number of casualties)

Art club by prof. Shai and prof. Shallan

Storytelling club by headmaster Hoid

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Don't forget the annual Tarachin tournament. There are three student leagues you can sign up for, with games throughout the year. Those games do help seed the final brackets, but anyone can challenge into the "sweet sixteen".

Last year's tournament drew large crowds when freshman William Ann Montaine defeated the reigning champion in the first round! She didn't place first overall in the tournament, but she did give a strong showing, and she's heading up the informal practice league. So if any of the incoming class want to learn from a talented young player, that is a club you ought to consider.

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A theater club is taught by Professor Wayne, but there was an issue last year with the overly violent and sexual content of the play that he chose. Professor Wayne has been warned that if he does not contain himself, he will be placed as assistant professor in Professor Tyndwil's etiquette class.

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Students looking for extra credit in their Criminal Justice courses may sign up for Professor Nale's Skybreaking club. Weekend activities include breaking up frat parties, keeping a close eye on Professor Wayne, and ensuring the safety of the dining room pancakes.

Debate and Politics Club is looking for a new professor due to the prolonged absence of Professor Sadeas. Professor Dalinar was offered the position, but he wasn't Thrilled with the offer. Rumor has it that he responded with, "That office still reeks of chull."

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Students can choose to join the HSA, or Human Spren Alliance. This club, led by the faculty's main liaison to spren Professors Jasnah and  Ivory, is working to overcome the thousands of years of animosity between spren and humans that came as a result of the mass murder of the spren. Current projects include petitioning for the ban of the use of dead Shardblades, led by Professors Kaladin and Sylphrena. Nahel bond not required for entry, though students in the club often find themselves developing one. Join HSA today! 

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A good way to earn some money while on campus is to make pancakes with head Chef Kiin, although there may be some difficulty due to the "search for the tenth pancake" student club led by "Her Pancakefullness" Lift. They may try to steal your pancakes.

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On 3/20/2017 at 6:40 PM, Figberts said:

A good way to earn some money while on campus is to make pancakes with head Chef Kiin, although there may be some difficulty due to the "search for the tenth pancake" student club led by "Her Pancakefullness" Lift. They may try to steal your pancakes.

Where can I join the tenth pancake club? Is it possible to bribe Her Pancakefullness with some homemade pancakes to let me join? :D

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On 3/19/2017 at 8:28 PM, Elenion said:

Students looking for extra credit in their Criminal Justice courses may sign up for Professor Nale's Skybreaking club. Weekend activities include breaking up frat parties, keeping a close eye on Professor Wayne, and ensuring the safety of the dining room pancakes.

Debate and Politics Club is looking for a new professor due to the prolonged absence of Professor Sadeas. Professor Dalinar was offered the position, but he wasn't Thrilled with the offer. Rumor has it that he responded with, "That office still reeks of chull."

Don't worry, Lightsong said he'd do it.

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2 hours ago, Figberts said:

Her Pancakefullness will only accept the homemade pancakes if they were supposed to be yours. Then she will be more than happy to eat your breakfast, and may let you join her club.

Actually, I'd heard your dinner was the standard entry fee.

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