Swimmingly Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 Sign me up for EVERYTHING! Also, can Kelsier teach a class on how to best kill nobles? Kaladin can guest lecture for a special lecture on how to kill Shardbearers. "Ok, Class, for our teaching assistant today, we have Adolin Kholin, Shardbearer and in line for the Kholin princedom! Let's give him a warm welcome! Now, Adolin, I'd like to ask you to put on your plate, summon your Shardblade, and DEFEND YOURSELF, NOBLE SCUM. YOU WILL PAY FOR CENTURIES OF OPPRESSION." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnshard Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 Civilization 230: What it means to be human- Taught by Professor Human and Professor Clod. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Hoodie Mistborn Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 Civilization 230: What it means to be human- Taught by Professor Human and Professor Clod. Required reading for Civ 230: "Dog bones and me: One Kandra's journey to understanding humanity" by TenSoon. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 Required reading for Civ 230: "Dog bones and me: One Kandra's journey to understanding humanity" by TenSoon. Talking to Professor Nightblood can get you extra credit. And a headache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted July 30, 2014 Report Share Posted July 30, 2014 Only once Brandon adds time travel to the series. You could have all your classes in a Bendalloy bubble. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 POL 307 - Noninterference in the Cosmere Instructor - TBA Note: Headmaster Hoid barely tolerates this class. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 POL 307 - Noninterference in the Cosmere Instructor - TBA Note: Headmaster Hoid barely tolerates this class. Professor TBA could only convince the headmaster by also holding the special Cosmere Biology course "Humans, Dragons and others, why you are different" about the cosmerian biology and how the different Shardworlds differ from the yolenish originals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traceria Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Bluefingers definitely needs to teach a class on managerial skills with a focus on mathematical mapping. It would be very practical. Assistant Prof = Llarimar (for having to put up with Prof. Lightsong all those years and still managing to follow something like a schedule). Running with the Warbreaker theme: Non-Verbal Communication with Professor Susebron Economics: Principles and Practices with Profs. Denth and Tonk Fah (Brilliant thread, by the way!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Can I pull a Hermione and sign up for everything? All classes are taught in large speedbubbles to maximize students educational hours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 ... that said, in a university where the professors can be awakened swords or powerful worldhoppers, every moment in and out of class is educational to some degree... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) Bluefingers definitely needs to teach a class on managerial skills with a focus on mathematical mapping. It would be very practical. Assistant Prof = Llarimar (for having to put up with Prof. Lightsong all those years and still managing to follow something like a schedule). Running with the Warbreaker theme: Non-Verbal Communication with Professor Susebron Economics: Principles and Practices with Profs. Denth and Tonk Fah (Brilliant thread, by the way!) Warbreaker: Professor Tonk Fah has a lovely elective course on the care and feeding of parakeets. Edited August 7, 2014 by Kobold King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) Professor Tonk Fah has a lovely elective course on the care and feeding of parakeets. Ah you must be thinking of Animal Husbandry 4. Sadly we no longer offer this class as PETA threatened to shut us down, which resulted in Professor Tonk Fah torturing multiple protesters to death , which landed him in prison. We hope to resume this class when he breaks out is released. Edit: Nice catch Kobold. Edited August 7, 2014 by Fatebreaker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) Ah you must be thinking of Animal Husbandry 4. Sadly we no longer offer this class as PETA threatened to shut us down, which resulted in Professor Tonk Fah torturing multiple protesters to death, which landed him in prison. We hope to resume this class when he breaks out is released. This exchange should probably be in spoiler tags. Edited August 7, 2014 by Kobold King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 (edited) Greetings and Salutations Esteemed Patrons of the Cosmere We here at Cosmere U have an exciting anouncement. The next school session is rapidly approaching, and with it an exciting new opportunity. We are in need of suggestions for our curiculum for this arbitrary measurement of time. This includes classes, instructors, required texts, new school clubs, and anything else that you think would better the experience of our students. Here are a list of a few of our current options: Math 150 Intro to Statistics and Probabilities - Professor Steris Criminal Science 100 Intro to Modern Crime-fighting - Professor Marasi Criminal Science 400 REAL Allomantically-Enhanced Crime-fighting - Professor Waxillium Political Science 350 Modern Monarchy - Professor Gavilar Elhokar Rashek Iadon TBD Art 450 Intro to Forging - Professor Shai Religious Studies 240 Shu-Dereth - Professor Hrathen Art 300 Portraiture - Professor Shallan Biology 500 Chickens of Roshar - TBD History 370 Scadrial through the Ages - Professor MeLaan Philosophy 900 Is Chouta People - Professors Lopen and Jasnah With many more. We are excited to anounce several new clubs and sports this year: Our Varsity Dueling Team, coached by Professors Adolin and Zahel Our track and field teams include the Cross country pewter draggers, our Feruchemical steel Sprinters, and our Allomantic steel high jumpers Headmaster Hoid has cancelled our noninterference club, due to it being, "Even more stupid than Professor Kalladin. More Announcements to follow, but in the meantime please suggest away! Now to see if this Necro-spike works... Edited March 8, 2017 by Fatebreaker 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedal Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Fatebreaker said: Greetings and Salutations Esteemed Patrons of the Cosmere We here at Cosmere U have an exciting anouncement. The next school session is rapidly approaching, and with it an exciting new opportunity. We are in need of suggestions for our curiculum for this arbitrary measurement of time. This includes classes, instructors, required texts, new school clubs, and anything else that you think would better the experience of our students. Here are a list of a few of our current options: Math 150 Intro to Statistics and Probabilities - Professor Steris Criminal Science 100 Intro to Modern Crime-fighting - Professor Marasi Criminal Science 400 REAL Allomantically-Enhanced Crime-fighting - Professor Waxillium Political Science 350 Modern Monarchy - Professor Gavilar Elhokar Rashek Iadon TBD Art 450 Intro to Forging - Professor Shai Religious Studies 240 Derethism - Professor Hrathen Art 300 Portraiture - Professor Shallan Biology 500 Chickens of Roshar - TBD History 370 Scadrial through the Ages - Professor MeLaan Philosophy 900 Is Chouta People - Professors Lopen and Jasnah With many more. We are excited to anounce several new clubs and sports this year: Our Varsity Dueling Team, coached by Professors Adolin and Zahel Our track and field teams include the Cross country pewter draggers, our Feruchemical steel Sprinters, and our Allomantic steel high jumpers Headmaster Hoid has cancelled our noninterference club, due to it being, "Even more stupid than Professor Kalladin. More Announcements to follow, but in the meantime please suggest away! Now to see if this Necro-spike works... Necro-spike intact. Awaiting orders I'd like to see "Spren Measurements" Taught by Guest Lecturer Geranid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erandeni Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 It's a shame that professor Waxilium doesn´t teach Explosives 101 anymore, thing do tend to explote around him. And what happend with Morality in Cosmere: an idealist guide of why do right because it is right by professor Tanavast with professor Dalinar and professor Kaladin as his assistants? I have heard that this year we´ll have lectures about the nature of evil by professor Nightblood and professor Vasher. And the how about the Classes of professor Elend: Young Noblemen´s Psychology: rebellion against authority and deplorable behavior? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 I see Professor Blushweaver is no longer teaching. Perhaps she got banned for dress code violations? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 (edited) No, she quit due to an issue with Prof. Adolin. Can we have professors Hrathin, Jasnah, and Shallan coach the debate team? At this rate, we're going to have to call in Proffesor Steris to make a list of all these classes! Edited March 1, 2017 by Figberts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 Criminal Justice 100 Administering Justice taught by Nalan the Herald Psych 190 The Art of Manipulation taught by Prof. Blushweaver PhysEd 250 Advanced Tarachin taught by Prof. Lightsong PhysEd 400 Survival taught by Prof. Kelsier Business 375 Trading in Business taught by Prof. Wayne Biology 120 Spren Classification taught by Prof. Axies "The Collector" Philosophy 1000 Applied Moral Problems taught by Prof. Jasnah --Due to unforseen circumstances Prof. Sadeas will not be returning for this term-- 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erandeni Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 12 hours ago, Elenion said: --Due to unforseen circumstances Prof. Sadeas will not be returning for this term-- I have heard that something went wrong in his acupuncture treatment with professor Adolin, he should have go to professor Marsh, he's one of the best in that field. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 (edited) Might CU Consider for Psych 190 Sarene and Hrathen as Guest lecturers? For Business 375, Iadon, Lukel, Roial, or Sebarial? I know shards can't be teachers, but could Harmony do Guest lectures at Philosophy 1000? One Sixth of the Dusk might be able to assist in PhysEd 400 for CJ 100 could alternate/assistant teachers include Lord Waxillium Ladrian, SliderKing Wayne, and all Journeyman Skybreakers as assistants? And Advanced Criminal Justice having bonded a highspren as a requirement, and progression through the order as the years go bye? Edit: And could King Eventeo possibly do a guest lecture on Rakish Weed Soup and its application? Edited March 1, 2017 by Secrets 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 Student skills by professor Steris Medicine taught by professor Lirin Advanced economics taught by professor Sebrial Care of Aviar taught by Professor Sixth of the Dusk Deterring Shades taught by Professor Silence Montane 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteLeeopard Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ohhh this looks like fun. Figures it would be a thread like this that would finally make me post. I'd definetely take On 1/3/2017 at 5:26 AM, Elenion said: Criminal Justice 100 Administering Justice taught by Nalan the Herald Psych 190 The Art of Manipulation taught by Prof. Blushweaver PhysEd 250 Advanced Tarachin taught by Prof. Lightsong PhysEd 400 Survival taught by Prof. Kelsier Business 375 Trading in Business taught by Prof. Wayne And how about a few more electives Religious Studies 160 Starting a Religion Prof. Kelsier, Guest Lecturer Rashek p.s. the guest lecture may be scheduled with short notice as it can't happen until the Professor is off campus for a few days Psychology 300 Dancing, Dresses and Spionage, Prof. Vin and Prof. Allrianne, Assistant Prof. Sazed Physical Education 105 Garbage Disposal, Prof. Jasnah and Prof. Adolin, Guest Lecture by Nightblood History 400 History of the Cosmere, Highest Prof. Khriss 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Advanced literature by proffesor Elend Venture 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirahound Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 I don't suppose Professor Khriss will be teaching Magic 101: An Overview of Magic in the Cosmere again, will she? Her online course Ars Arcanum looks interesting, and I know she's always busy out in the field, but I feel like I would understand it more if I could have her explain it in person. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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