Quiver Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Because SEVEN EIGHT NINE. Thank you, I'll be here all week! Sweet Harmony am I in a good mood right now. Not only did I get to arguably Best Rank, my efforts at weight loss are starting to pay off. Computer problems and word count aside, I'm pretty damnation happy right now. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 ......*intense silence*..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) Geeze Baine, you're gonna make me ruin my perfect word count to explain the joke? Plebian. Okay, so... follow closely. SEVEN= Seventh Knight Radiant Order= Elsecallers EIGHT= The number of letters in Shinovar. And who do we know comes from Shinovar? Szeth. NINE= Ninth book. We know Jasnah has a book in the Back Five, and the ninth episode of Game of Thrones is always the big action packed one with the twist in it. Why is Game of Thrones important? Because Brandon published a cosmere short story in GRRM's anthology. So obviously, in the Ninth Book of the Stormlight Archive, Szaeth is going to kill an Elsecaller. And that makes me sad. Edited June 11, 2014 by Quiver 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Did you think all that out before or after making the thread? ....you realize this could start a whole new branch of old jokes re-interpreted to Cosmere? Why did the chicken cross the road? What's a chicken? All hail the wet piece of slime and the disgusting crab thing with 17 legs! 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted June 11, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Miles Hundredlives walks into a bar. Being a Gold Compounder, he quickly heals from all damage and demands to know who put it there. 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Sorry, I always saw that after the walking into a bar joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 I'm sorry, there was a joke there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) A kid trips over a branch. "I am a stick" Its funny, because.... STICK! Edited June 11, 2014 by Leftinch 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dellexe Posted June 11, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 What happens when a drummer is taken by the Shaod?He can draw cymbals in the air. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 What do you call a night light that spins? a Storm-night-light 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 You guys hear about Shallan's spinning wheel? She wanted to try a bit of light- weaving. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 It is so tempting for me to downvote all the terrible that is in this thread 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Don't Downvote, Spike! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Wanting to spike comedians for bad jokes? Talk about a temper flaring up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 wrong thread Quiver. We are not the Cosmere Puns thread 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dellexe Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Why did the Windrunner join Boy Scouts?I'll be here all week.He wanted to learn some Basic Lashings. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 How do Windrunners punish disobedient Squires? 40 Lashings! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 Windrunning is just a fart gone wrong... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) What do you call someone who watches Agents of Shield and doesn't like the main relationship? A SkyeWard Breaker! Edited June 13, 2014 by Quiver 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Did someone say Agents of SHIELD characters on Roshar? Hello friends, I am here. I mean... I haven't extensively plotted that or anything. I've also got another one of these with the rest of the MCU people floating about, but Quiver specifically mentioned AoS, so. Someone needs to stop me from making Stormlight AUs pls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Quiver Posted June 13, 2014 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 What's that, Feather? You want more Stormlight AUs? Well, how about a 007-inspired spy tale? The leads name? "Smith. Bond Smith." 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 *lays down on the floor and dies* 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Best reaction I've ever gotten. I am a comedic GOD. Hey, why wasn't Vstim's apprentice in bed? Cause she was Rysn! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 *The floor groans and then dies, sending it down even farther, with Feather's corpse spasming from the eternal pain.* 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) Does Sleeping Beauty take place on Nalthis? Cause I think Prince Charming is Awaken her! Edited June 13, 2014 by Quiver 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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