So, I was a PM in a SE game, and I realized that what we really need are some good ol' cosmere death threats!
Here's the one I used in the PM:
So feel free to post any that seem particularly... creative... to you here!
"Kill you so hard that you seem lifeless to a Lifeless" (Not one of my better ones)
"Kill you, and then force Endowment to bring you back so I can kill you again."
"Soulcast you into a dart board, so that every time I stick a knife into it, I don't have to imagine it's your face."
These are just some starting ones, so go crazy!
(NotLiterallyPleaseDon'tHurtMe)