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Does anyone have any good one armed Hazardian jokes? I’m sure the possibilities are endless, but I can never seem to think of any besides the ones in the book. So if you have any, please share!
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So this is where people can share there favorite jokes. (as long as they are appropriate of course) I'll start, What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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From the album: Dumb humor and crempost material
Aon Rafo Meaning: mystery, suspense and frustration. (Originally it had a rotational symmetry, but people pointed out that it looks like a svastika, so I had to change it) -
This post is for jokes related to the Mistborn series. To get things started, I'll add this one: Three atoms met - a gold atom, a silver atom, and a carbon atom. The gold and silver atoms say, "We found a new material - electrum." The carbon atom said, "Are you sure this is a new element?" The gold and silver said, "No, we made it up!"
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So today in class one of my friends said he sexually identify’s as a mailbox. So a split second later I said at least you are a male. Safe to say the class got a good laugh.
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Simply awesome.... I think we need a separate thread so everyone can get all their comments and math jokes out, and leave the ch 13-15 reaction thread for reactions. Personally I'm waiting to preorder my "Want to divide by zero?" t-shirt from brandon's site
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This thread is for all of us who mourn the loss of the one-armed Herdazian, but look forward with great hope to the sequel! Here be gathered all two-armed Herdazian jokes. How do you get a two-armed Herdazian out of a tree? Ask him for applause! How did the two-armed Herdazian beat up the whitespine? Using his two fists! Why did the Herdazian need two hands? So he could hold his two women's hands. Where does the Lopen find room for all his stories? On the other hand... So please guys, give me better jokes than these! I'm obviously desperate and sorely lacking
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Alright. So we're all aware of the critical discussion between Stick and Shallan in The Words of Radiance: But Did we ever stop to think that maybe Stick would be featured in other Cosmere novels? No? Yes! Warbreaker: Elantris: * ** the 's' in stick isn't originally capitalised in the books Notice something common? Every character wants to use Stick as a way to practise a magic system tehe. While Stick refused to be used for Shallan's intended purposes, it did give in to Vivenna. Raoden thought of using Stick, but Stick escaped in time. I don't even know how that fits in to all of this lol. Stick is a Worldhopper --> Theory confirmed Note that this is no more than a joke not to be taken seriously Edit: this would've looked a lot cooler of my reputation level was Worldhoppper. Alas, that's a loong way to go. XD
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I am a guy who wants to make a joke out of thin air! so i wanted to know that: in you opinion which character is the most is the funniest of all in Cosmere? which character made you laugh harder? My vote certainly and absolutely goes for Wayne! Not that I'm too far a character from him. i only don't trade things the other candidates may be Lightsong, Rock, Sarene (while painting of course), Denth, Ham or any other ones you choose. and of course my second vote is on Lopen with his one armed behavior.
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Everyone post the funniest or most interesting things you can find on the Cosmere (memes, jokes, questions, lore, etc.
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I thought that it would be interesting to see what kind of Cosmere Yo' Mama jokes (or general Cosmere insults) we could come up with. Here's one to start: Yo' Mama's so fat that when she Pulls on a building, the building comes down. Have at it!
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I thought this quote a good place to end the last thread.