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      Oathbringer Spoiler Policy   11/13/2017

      Oathbringer is out! Let's make our policy on spoilers clear! 1. You must preface topics with Oathbringer spoilers with the prefix [OB] in the front 2. You are only allowed to post spoilers and spoiler topics in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board, Cosmere Theories, and some select work-related forums. 3. For posts in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board you do not need to use spoiler tags inside a topic marked [OB]. For Cosmere Theories, you also do not need to put spoiler tags inside your topic if the topic has [OB] in the title. However, for Cosmere Theories, if you are adding Oathbringer stuff to an old theory without the [OB] tag, those must go in spoiler tags and you must make it obvious outside the spoiler tag that the spoiler is regarding Oathbringer content. 4. For select things that do require talking about OB spoilers, in Events, Coppermind, and Arcanum forums, those are allowed but keep OB spoilers in spoiler tags 5. Avoid and minimize spoilers in topic titles--even though those two boards will not appear in the Recent Topics ticker, topic titles still appear in Recent Activity and the forum home.  6. You aren't allowed to post Oathbringer spoilers in places other than listed, even with spoiler tags.  It will be nine months and then the Oathbringer board will be re-merged with the Stormlight board and you will not need to tag these spoilers. If you'd like to move something in the Stormlight Archive board to the Oathbringer board, to update it with new Oathbringer information, Report the post and we will happily move it to the Oathbringer spoiler board. Part-by-part Reactions Though the Oathbringer Spoiler Board will be very spoilery, very fast (maybe don't come there until you've read the book, as people do have copies that bookstores sold early), you'll have these five topics for reactions if you want to nerd out: Part 1 Reactions
      Part 2 Reactions
      Part 3 Reactions
      Part 4 Reactions
      Full Book Reactions For parts 1-4, they will not include the interludes immediately following it. On Discord All Oathbringer spoilers on Discord will be exclusively in the #oathbringer_spoilers channel for the nine month spoiler period and nowhere else.


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About SmurfAquamarineBodies

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    Hemalurgic Smurf
  • Birthday 07/10/1991

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    Dunedin, New zealand.
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    I just want to watch the world burn.

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  1. What is a sleepless-like creature?
  2. Oh yea. It got out of hand last time, oops.
  3. That entire exchange makes me ship the Stormfather and Night watcher. No.
  4. They would probable be like the nameless mooks he was thrown at in warbreaker. Pick him up, wield him and die. Unless they had Investiture currently in their 'body' to give him.
  5. I live in New Zealand. My house has never been robbed so I don't really see the point. Also if they really want to get into my house my door isn't going to stop them, and doors are expensive to replace.
  6. Eh. I don't even lock my house so I don't see myself caring if a random professional was let into my house.
  7. I think it's a Herald. No evidence but the fact that the crimes are exact makes this feel supernatural to me.
  8. Maybe what each metal steals depends on the planet Hemalurgy is used on. Except for the god metals, they remain the same.
  9. I tried embracing the filth but all that did is cause me to grab the back of a work mates head with the intent of pushing his stupid, lazy, entitled face into the deep fryer ( I didn't because I kinda wanna travel and I can't do that if I'm a murderer, or rather convicted murderer ). So I don't try to embrace anything these days. So instead I look out at the world around me marveling that people are too stupid to look up from their insignificant lives and see what we are doing to the planet we call home.
  10. I don't understand how i'm supposed to live this life when I'm surrounded by the filth that is humanity. How do you lot do it?
  11. Favorite PC is Scanlan, then Grog. Guest would probably have to be, storms, whats her name? The teifling that helped the first time they fought The Briarwoods. EDIT: Lillith. As for NPC it would have to be Lady Kima then Gilmore.
  12. Vex was hilarious when she got her broom. Poor Scanlan though. But Matt Mercer though, holy hand grenade, he is an amazing DM.
  13. Are you caught up?
  14. Anyone else watch critical role?
  15. I'm afraid that my IQ is fragile and very easy to lose, the marbles I lost may have something to do with that. Yea, I'm really hoping he was a troll and not being serious but he sounded so convinced that he was right. Besides of all the things that people seem to believe in, a flat earth is not that far fetched to me.