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      Oathbringer Spoiler Policy   11/13/2017

      Oathbringer is out! Let's make our policy on spoilers clear! 1. You must preface topics with Oathbringer spoilers with the prefix [OB] in the front 2. You are only allowed to post spoilers and spoiler topics in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board, Cosmere Theories, and some select work-related forums. 3. For posts in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board you do not need to use spoiler tags inside a topic marked [OB]. For Cosmere Theories, you also do not need to put spoiler tags inside your topic if the topic has [OB] in the title. However, for Cosmere Theories, if you are adding Oathbringer stuff to an old theory without the [OB] tag, those must go in spoiler tags and you must make it obvious outside the spoiler tag that the spoiler is regarding Oathbringer content. 4. For select things that do require talking about OB spoilers, in Events, Coppermind, and Arcanum forums, those are allowed but keep OB spoilers in spoiler tags 5. Avoid and minimize spoilers in topic titles--even though those two boards will not appear in the Recent Topics ticker, topic titles still appear in Recent Activity and the forum home.  6. You aren't allowed to post Oathbringer spoilers in places other than listed, even with spoiler tags.  It will be nine months and then the Oathbringer board will be re-merged with the Stormlight board and you will not need to tag these spoilers. If you'd like to move something in the Stormlight Archive board to the Oathbringer board, to update it with new Oathbringer information, Report the post and we will happily move it to the Oathbringer spoiler board. Part-by-part Reactions Though the Oathbringer Spoiler Board will be very spoilery, very fast (maybe don't come there until you've read the book, as people do have copies that bookstores sold early), you'll have these five topics for reactions if you want to nerd out: Part 1 Reactions
      Part 2 Reactions
      Part 3 Reactions
      Part 4 Reactions
      Full Book Reactions For parts 1-4, they will not include the interludes immediately following it. On Discord All Oathbringer spoilers on Discord will be exclusively in the #oathbringer_spoilers channel for the nine month spoiler period and nowhere else.


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  • Birthday 03/14/1998

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  1. Aaand now I see this. It's cool, guys. I've pretty much resigned myself to only making like 13.4% of meetings.
  2. Oh, NOW I see this... Hope y'all are having fun!
  3. Well, this is cool.
  4. Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

    1. Kaymyth


      Iiiiiii, iii-iii, iii-iiiii'm hooked on a feeeeeelin'!

    2. Slowswift


      Okay, I hadn't thought of that, but that's pretty brilliant. :lol: 

    3. Kaymyth


      I endeavor to the clever, yo.

  5. As long as I'm not closing, odds are pretty good I'll have a free night (sometimes I have classes though, and Thursdays are always a no-go). If I do end up closing a lot again, I'll have a couple days for sure but they might already be booked because circumstances. I should get my schedule tomorrow -- if I don't, go ahead and just pick a day and I'll make it if I can.
  6. I am, unfortunately, booked all through this week. We'll see about next week.
  7. Not to mention that, IIRC, he had cut himself off from the Force previously. Both factors combined = extra strain.
  8. Phone turn-off is the dumbest thing. I'm sorry.
  9. Slowswift Derp #I-stopped-counting-a-long-time-ago: So a few months ago I shelled out, like, an entire paycheck for new headphones. And good gravy they are amazing. But recently I noticed that the sound was off a bit. Not quite as much oomph as I remembered, and the volume was slightly lower in the left ear than in the right. Naturally, the thought of my near brand-new headphones wearing out already... peeved me. (Especially considering my last pair fell completely apart in about a year of, admittedly, rather heavy use.) So I decide to put on Mono Audio to see if it's a problem with the speakers or my ears. It... it was already on. I had been listening to crappy audio quality without even knowing it for who knows how long. I promptly turned it off and it was like a choir of angels had staged a concert in my ears.
  10. I once startled a man so thoroughly, he immediately ceased all hillbilly tendencies. In other words, I scared the hick out of him.
  11. To quote someone in the comments, "About to listen to this song until I can't stand it."
  12. @Kestrel It is indeed amazing!
  13. Well, uh. You know you're a brony when you hear the words "cross my heart and hope to die" in a song and your mind immediately finishes the phrase with "...stick a cupcake in my eye!"
  14. (Psst. This thread is in General Discussion -- it doesn't have to be a Sanderson-related gift for you to brag about it. ) Also that porg is adorable and I want twelve.
  15. The LEGO Saturn V set. I am a happy space nerd. (No Sanderstuff this year -- we already have all the books, and the other merch wasn't as high priority. Though I did get a Roshar map last Christmas IIRC.)