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About Slowswift

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    Whimsical in the Brainpan
  • Birthday 03/14/1998

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    Interdimensional, at the moment. At least there's Wi-Fi.

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  1. I have yet to see my schedule for next week. I'll keep y'all posted.
  2. Homemade lemon ice cream.

  3. Well, that didn't happen. Wanna do it again soon, for reals this time? And we'd love to have you, Walin! The more the merrier! (And no application required. )
  4. I don't know what the quote is, but I like it! Also, the helpful link is helpful.
  5. Adventures in Resetting that Computer You Found At A Thrift Store: an exciting new book by famed author dude-who-has-no-clue-what-he's-doing Slowswift!

    1. Slowswift


      Update: Well, the hacking part went okay! Now I just gotta deal with all this dude's old stuff. :P

  6. I might just do that then, thanks! Or I might get supremely frustrated and find a tailor, we'll see.
  7. Would be happy to meet this month (as long as there is sufficiently advance warning to request a compatible schedule from work... ), and would be happy to see you there, Kaymyth!
  8. I'm gonna be honest here... I really have no idea what half of this means or how to go about doing it in the first place.
  9. Yup! It's needing a clean and some minor repair, but it's in decent condition otherwise. Awesome!
  10. I am tall, with long arms. Most coats... aren't.
  11. So uh, guess who just scored a typewriter for $1?
  12. Well, I was more referring to the Reckoners folks, and people like Quiver and Zathoth. I mean, you're cool too, but like you said, you're still around. Nice! Be sure to steal their cache of spikes and their mac 'n cheese recipe. Yep. My desire to get a nice black suit just increased a thousandfold. Dang sleeves, though.
  13. Seeing a bunch of the members I haven't seen in a while (and quite look up to!) pop in, even if for just a second, is making me very happy. Nice to see you guys again! Also, for all us Marvel nerds out there (especially cosplaying ones), here is something you might be interested in.
  14. iN PAiN bECaUSe jALApeNo


    1. Kaymyth


      Thou hast made a poor life choice.

    2. Slowswift



      jALApeNoS nOT NorMaLLy tHIS HoT

  15. Know how that feels. It stinks to have a cool boss leave. My first supervisor left a month after I started work, and now one of our awesome ASMs is transferring elsewhere. (Although, I have to say, and let's call this my bad day: where I work, we don't have tall registers. The monitor itself is adjustable, which helps a lot, but the main counter is several inches too short, which means if I have to do any amount of wrapping or such, like today, I end up with a backache.)