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      Oathbringer Spoiler Policy   11/13/2017

      Oathbringer is out! Let's make our policy on spoilers clear! 1. You must preface topics with Oathbringer spoilers with the prefix [OB] in the front 2. You are only allowed to post spoilers and spoiler topics in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board, Cosmere Theories, and some select work-related forums. 3. For posts in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board you do not need to use spoiler tags inside a topic marked [OB]. For Cosmere Theories, you also do not need to put spoiler tags inside your topic if the topic has [OB] in the title. However, for Cosmere Theories, if you are adding Oathbringer stuff to an old theory without the [OB] tag, those must go in spoiler tags and you must make it obvious outside the spoiler tag that the spoiler is regarding Oathbringer content. 4. For select things that do require talking about OB spoilers, in Events, Coppermind, and Arcanum forums, those are allowed but keep OB spoilers in spoiler tags 5. Avoid and minimize spoilers in topic titles--even though those two boards will not appear in the Recent Topics ticker, topic titles still appear in Recent Activity and the forum home.  6. You aren't allowed to post Oathbringer spoilers in places other than listed, even with spoiler tags.  It will be nine months and then the Oathbringer board will be re-merged with the Stormlight board and you will not need to tag these spoilers. If you'd like to move something in the Stormlight Archive board to the Oathbringer board, to update it with new Oathbringer information, Report the post and we will happily move it to the Oathbringer spoiler board. Part-by-part Reactions Though the Oathbringer Spoiler Board will be very spoilery, very fast (maybe don't come there until you've read the book, as people do have copies that bookstores sold early), you'll have these five topics for reactions if you want to nerd out: Part 1 Reactions
      Part 2 Reactions
      Part 3 Reactions
      Part 4 Reactions
      Full Book Reactions For parts 1-4, they will not include the interludes immediately following it. On Discord All Oathbringer spoilers on Discord will be exclusively in the #oathbringer_spoilers channel for the nine month spoiler period and nowhere else.


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    Assassin in Alizarin, Writer-person for the Kingdom of Wurrds
  • Birthday 03/14/1998

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    In ten words? Outer space, inner pie; a bunch of other nerdy things.

    In many, many more? Well, I think reading and writing go without saying. I also quite like astronomy and psychology. Languages are fun; so are alphabets and ciphers. Vexillology, heraldry, and sigillography are also interests of mine. I enjoy most kinds of music, especially classical, rock, and electronic. Art isn't really my thing, though I rather like van Gogh's work. While I'm not really a fan of comics, I do enjoy various other superhero media, the MCU especially. Crime shows are also fun. So is eating, for that matter, especially cheese.

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  1. Finished Oathbringer! :D

    Would've finished it yesterday, but had work. :P 

    1. Tesh


      Did you read the early release chapters?

  2. ~9:40 -- Oh boy, lemon bars! ~10:00 -- ...I ate too many lemon bars.
  3. Pros and cons of getting new steel-toed boots: I don't break my toe every time a run into a cart or some merchandise or a pillar, which is often. But I still need to break them in, so owwwww. My poor feet. (I feel I should mention that scenes from Words of Radiance were on my mind just about the entire time)
  4. gettin' some writing done, whee

  5. A minor necro because I got this at the LDS Church History Museum in Salt Lake today -- a replica print of the first edition Book of Mormon.
  6. As someone who closed every night he worked for the longest time, nice. ETA: Also, I just got signed up for Drivers Ed! Woo-hoo!
  7. @Delightful, that is an awesome term and I thank you for bringing it to my attention. In other news, we got a new furnace on Friday! So now we can be warm and not trip breakers all the time by running like three space heaters at once!
  8. Haha yeah, neither can I. Otherwise I'd totally give them a try myself. Ooh, I love that song! Can't wait to see the final product, if you're willing to share. (Also, just FYI double-posting (that is, posting 2+ times in a row) is rather frowned upon here -- try to use the "edit" button instead. Keeps everything looking tidy. )
  9. Figured, but I must say there was a part of me hoping that you meant Pony Music Video.
  10. ...PMV?
  11. I'm getting way too old for this crem.
  12. Oddly enough, a good many of us congregated in the aforementioned dark, weird corners of the Shard.
  13. I discovered an amazing new store today -- Tabula Rasa, in SLC's Trolley Square mall. They sell stationery, pens, and the like. And I am in love.
  14. The way the audiobook narrator pronounced it was with a silent G. So, just "yorn". I still don't know how I say it.