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  1. Legend has it the mods did that so they could steal the cool sword he had won. No one would believe the word of a man with a Chasmfiend Corpse brand. But Voidus didn't give up. He worked hard and got a promotion! He now works to protect the mods and their website. In about three years we'll get to learn more about Voidus' adventures, but the focus of that book will mostly be on firstRainbowRose (whom everyone is going to ship with Voidus for no other reason than they're both main characters.)
  2. As you may know, I currently maintain a list of Alleyverse characters on my About Me page. I am now moving that list here. If you want to create or update a character, the same policy applies as before, PM me. Feel free to ask for second opinions from other Homeless too, the group PM is a good place for that. I'll try to keep this up to date, but please post your character on your About Me page as well. ************ Example Pre-Made Character: Want to get started RPing, but don't have the time to make a character? Go ahead and use this one verbatim or modify it to suit your purposes. Just make sure you tell me so I can relabel it as your character. Doros @Archer/Mace Klasten @MacThorstenson/Mack @Leyrann/Esha @Mraize/Rhazien Montegue [Solace update coming soon] @Nohadon/Devaan @Grey Knight/Drakon He'Stan (Drako) @Gancho Libre/Nei'an/Naermen @Kidpen @The Forgetful Archivist/Akrasia @ShardBreaker/Kain @MoHaam/Riathor Hasting @I think I am here./Rashan Caer @I am Witless/Yzabet @BitBitio/Project Hazekiller @Blazenella/Septimus @Life&Death/Soul @Rebecca/Raven White @Jehoiada/Tevarah @PrinceDusty/Night @kenod/KoTiel @Stormblessed Dolphin/Storm @Merrickz/Alwyn @Thunderclast/Rastor Finley @Nerd3.14159265358979/Rahul @Arlin/Li TaiRu @EddyJ/Aaric Noma @Inklingspren/Elkanah @Voidus @JacobClaessen/Jaco Seresh @Kaj/Kilo @5ith Ideal/Nalizar @The Awakened Sloth/Varizoth @Hydra/Kothar @AxeliustheGreat/Tena @BringerofShadows/Ida-daughter-daughter-Rena @Amalek/Amalek @Jackson son of nun/Jackson son of nun @Silva/Mejin @Ark1002/Hellbent @Sorana /Syen @Snipexe
  3. *wonders why I have 22 notifications* *finds out we have a subforum* *hasn't stopped screaming since* WOOOO HOOOOO! THANK YOU STAFF OVERLORDS!
  4. The pair of them sped downward. Mace doubled his weight to increase his speed. As he neared the bottom, he checked over his shoulder to see Yzabet gliding close behind him. With a grin, he got to his feet, still riding the makeshift sled. Just as he was about to hit the ground, he pushed off of the tray and tucked his body into a roll. He half rolled, half tumbled onto the floor, landing flat on his back. "That was fun!" he announced. Near him, a chocolate geyser popped up from the floor, spraying him with deliciousness. He approved. Chocolate fountains were too predictable. Geysers in the other hand were just spontaneous enough to be both scary and enjoyable. As he thought this, another geyser sprung into existence underneath him, shooting him into the air.
  5. Have you read the Emporers Soul? It's a novella set in the cosmere. It's really good, you should read it if you get the chance.
  6. Mace's ribs, weakened from his fight with an angry poet earlier in the week, actually cracked. He drew on some of his stored health to heal them. "I'm... good," he replied, grimacing through his smile. "My condolences for the loss of your husband, by the way." Mace stared out over the ballroom floor. It was sliced with ice in some places, and snow was gently falling in others. It was a surreal sight for someone who had never seen falling snow before. "You know," he said. "I've waited long enough. It's time we had some fun. C'mon!" He took off, running for the staircase. As he went he grabbed a serving tray to use as a tobbagon on the ice-covered spiral staircase.
  7. You know you're a sanderfan when you hear someone say Hey Siri! and think they're talking about the Warbreaker character.
  8. Welcome! Watch out for spoilers then. What's your favourite book?
  9. I'm not as think as people drunk I am, thought Mace. As he drifted around the room, he casually tried to bump into as many people as he could. He'd been paid by a local pickpocket to acclimatize the party-goers to being jolted, that way when they got really- Mace suddenly stumbled to a stop. His eyes had caught a glimpse of a familiar figure strolling in through the side doors. Could it be them? After all this time? Hurriedly thrusting his drink into a random person's hand (a quick glance behind him told him it had actually been into the face of an annoyed looking seon. Oops) he dashed across the room. To his left, some fancy dressed lady made a grand entrance. Cool. When finally he arrived at the side foyer, he skidded to a stop. Adjusting his bowtie, he then snuck up behind Yzabet [ @I am Witless] and gave her a hearty slap on the back. "Yzabet! I didn't think that you would make it!" he exclaimed.
  10. The first thing I noticed was the description of Brandon was 'Sunday Times Bestselling Author' instead of 'New York Times Bestselling Author'. Since the books are both in English, you shouldn't see much of a difference. If it were translated, you might have seen some changes (names have been known to change in translation, like changing 'Milou' to 'Snowy', but that's not such a big issue in fantasy books since Brandon made up all the names). The UK doesn't engage in much censorship, so that shouldn't be a problem. The biggest change you will notice is the spelling of some words. They'll use the British spelling instead of the American one. Expect to see words like colour, favourite, centre, offence, traveller etc.
  11. November 21st, 2017. RIP lamespren rank.
  12. Oooh. You're on the wrong forum then, bud. I'm just messing with you. Welcome to the Shard! What's your favourite Sanderson book?
  13. Thank you so much for not being a robot. Welcome to the Shard! You should post here (it's fun, I promise): If you want intellectually stimulating stuff, you could read through the theories section or the subforums for books, or hop on our collection of everything Brandon has ever said, the Arcanum! You could spend hours reading WOBs. Enjoy!
  14. Welcome to the Shard! We're glad to have you join us. Random get-to-know-you question: If you had a cosmere themed amusement park, what's one ride you'd put in it?