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      Oathbringer Spoiler Policy   11/13/2017

      Oathbringer is out! Let's make our policy on spoilers clear! 1. You must preface topics with Oathbringer spoilers with the prefix [OB] in the front 2. You are only allowed to post spoilers and spoiler topics in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board, Cosmere Theories, and some select work-related forums. 3. For posts in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board you do not need to use spoiler tags inside a topic marked [OB]. For Cosmere Theories, you also do not need to put spoiler tags inside your topic if the topic has [OB] in the title. However, for Cosmere Theories, if you are adding Oathbringer stuff to an old theory without the [OB] tag, those must go in spoiler tags and you must make it obvious outside the spoiler tag that the spoiler is regarding Oathbringer content. 4. For select things that do require talking about OB spoilers, in Events, Coppermind, and Arcanum forums, those are allowed but keep OB spoilers in spoiler tags 5. Avoid and minimize spoilers in topic titles--even though those two boards will not appear in the Recent Topics ticker, topic titles still appear in Recent Activity and the forum home.  6. You aren't allowed to post Oathbringer spoilers in places other than listed, even with spoiler tags.  It will be nine months and then the Oathbringer board will be re-merged with the Stormlight board and you will not need to tag these spoilers. If you'd like to move something in the Stormlight Archive board to the Oathbringer board, to update it with new Oathbringer information, Report the post and we will happily move it to the Oathbringer spoiler board. Part-by-part Reactions Though the Oathbringer Spoiler Board will be very spoilery, very fast (maybe don't come there until you've read the book, as people do have copies that bookstores sold early), you'll have these five topics for reactions if you want to nerd out: Part 1 Reactions
      Part 2 Reactions
      Part 3 Reactions
      Part 4 Reactions
      Full Book Reactions For parts 1-4, they will not include the interludes immediately following it. On Discord All Oathbringer spoilers on Discord will be exclusively in the #oathbringer_spoilers channel for the nine month spoiler period and nowhere else.

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  1. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... Who wouldn't want cookies like that? Seriously?
  2. Soaring into the dark alley on self-granted lines of blue light, the small man lands before the void. His bones crunch from the impact, but immediately knit together. He approaches the Void at Feruchemical speed, his dark blue robe rippling in the fluorescent glow of the mist- like stormlight rising from his skin. "I have done what you asked..." He rasps to the Void in a heavy Scottish accent. "And..." MY GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO THE SCIENCE OF HEMALURGY-- Drumroll- I have gained ethical licensing for our "baking experiment"!!! *Fanfare* Hemalurgy.docx *Trumpets* He awaits the approval of the Void.
  3. Don't eat the cookies? why not? Cookies are wonderful and sweet and tasty! Why not have cookies? Cookies are great! If someone offers you cookies, you definitely need to take them. I took the cookies, and look at me! I'm doing great! @Secrets, we need some more cookies over here.
  4. How would I make a sale? Find a new "customer" and have them come down the dark alley o' baking?
  5. Another soul under @Secrets belt, I have partaken of the forbidden cookie. Although I am no longer... "properly" human... I shall devote myself to the culinary arts. BTW- how many spikes did Telsin have? I think Suit had three.
  6. Here I would like to compile a list of cosmere references, implications, just anything you want for any of the Mistborn, Era 2 books. Theories and speculations are welcome! Please, this is a continuing list! Try to find as many obscure or not references and post them here, this should be very useful for future purposes!
  7. I am sorry my friend.
  8. Aw no... Who doesn't like cookies? Seriously?
  9. How does one become a member of the cult secret practitioners of the evil art of baking?


  10. Hello! Good day! I hope you have a good time on the forums! Have yourself an up-vote! Please, have some cookies with hemalurgic spikes with chocolate chips!
  11. Oh mighty ... BAKER! I wish to join your ahhmmm.... guild! baking guild!
  12. I sincerely apologize for my misnaming of the ugly lizard crab thing. Also...
  13. Cookies or Brussels Sprouts...
  14. Soundly defeated through the power of brussels sprouts...
  15. Favorite character- Wayne or Hoid Cookies- What cookies? I know no cookies!