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      Oathbringer Spoiler Policy   11/13/2017

      Oathbringer is out! Let's make our policy on spoilers clear! 1. You must preface topics with Oathbringer spoilers with the prefix [OB] in the front 2. You are only allowed to post spoilers and spoiler topics in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board, Cosmere Theories, and some select work-related forums. 3. For posts in the Oathbringer Spoiler Board you do not need to use spoiler tags inside a topic marked [OB]. For Cosmere Theories, you also do not need to put spoiler tags inside your topic if the topic has [OB] in the title. However, for Cosmere Theories, if you are adding Oathbringer stuff to an old theory without the [OB] tag, those must go in spoiler tags and you must make it obvious outside the spoiler tag that the spoiler is regarding Oathbringer content. 4. For select things that do require talking about OB spoilers, in Events, Coppermind, and Arcanum forums, those are allowed but keep OB spoilers in spoiler tags 5. Avoid and minimize spoilers in topic titles--even though those two boards will not appear in the Recent Topics ticker, topic titles still appear in Recent Activity and the forum home.  6. You aren't allowed to post Oathbringer spoilers in places other than listed, even with spoiler tags.  It will be nine months and then the Oathbringer board will be re-merged with the Stormlight board and you will not need to tag these spoilers. If you'd like to move something in the Stormlight Archive board to the Oathbringer board, to update it with new Oathbringer information, Report the post and we will happily move it to the Oathbringer spoiler board. Part-by-part Reactions Though the Oathbringer Spoiler Board will be very spoilery, very fast (maybe don't come there until you've read the book, as people do have copies that bookstores sold early), you'll have these five topics for reactions if you want to nerd out: Part 1 Reactions
      Part 2 Reactions
      Part 3 Reactions
      Part 4 Reactions
      Full Book Reactions For parts 1-4, they will not include the interludes immediately following it. On Discord All Oathbringer spoilers on Discord will be exclusively in the #oathbringer_spoilers channel for the nine month spoiler period and nowhere else.

Allomancy

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    Ich bin tot drinnen.
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  1. Granted. You have the wisdom of Solomon, but only that knowledge. You have the strength of Hercules, but you get betrayed by wearing a cloak with poison (reference the story). You have the magic of Merlin, but also the tendency to avoid society. I wish for an attack lizard that only attacks who I wish for it to attack, and still retain everything I have but not be blocked from receiving more.
  2. Granted! Instead of this, everyone stands as far from you as possible, and enjoys your faliures. I wish that I could dance really well, but not be cursed to dance all the time. (So only when I want to dance)
  3. Granted! Now all of the banes that were restored are mini scaled onto you, plus everyone else’s bane. I wish I was a few inches taller and that nothing bad happened to me or anyone else because of it.
  4. If you take off a mask then you have defaced yourself.
  5. I've been so tired lately that I spent 10 minutes pondering why soap didn't get into cars.
  6. I spent 10 minutes wondering how soap doesn't get into cars when they are cleaned. Then I REALIZED: Cars don't get rainwater into them. Why on earth would soap get into them?
  7. Wow, looking back on this I'm cringing quite a bit
  8. Ally is very confused how she isn't dead yet, since she seems to have a problem with staying present. "I'M NOT DEAD YET!" she yells "TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!". She also looks around and sees many new people. "Oh, why hello..." she suddenly becomes very self-conscious and looks around. "Are bookies still a thing? I think I might need one now..."
  9. Granted! But now the only thing you CAN eat is that cheese, causing you to lack major nutrients. I wish that I could have a perfectly heathy normal sized cat that was perfect in any way (including the fact that nobody is allergic to it, but it isn't a hairless cat), and it isn't missing any organs, tissue, limbs, sensory input, or anything, and has no extra parts whatsoever. PLS.
  10. I shall only think that which is random, Speak that which is my own, And combine those thoughts most obscure To obtain the goals of the Guild of Random Amalgamations of Thoughts Original, which are: To expand the reach of the GRATO To fill the world with Originality, Creativity, and Awesomeness To read all books which which are amazing And To enjoy the creations of the mind. And I've already got a thought. Why is it that the humurous (how ever it is spelled) isn't called the funny bone?
  11. Dear (INSERT ANY QUESTION PEOPLES HERE) I heard through my acquaintances that you are selling student clones. My interests greatly require one, so if you could deliver one to me as soon as possible, it would be greatly appreciated" sincerely, a swamped student ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear swamped student. I have to remind you that cloning doesn't work fast, and by the time it looked your age right now, you would be way older and out of school. Have you only been watching sci fi movies? Cloning doesn't work like that. Sorry to crush your dreams. - The school system that got a hold of your letter. (note: cloning will soon be illegal, and so you will have to report to my office pronto.) ANNNNNNND this is what happens to your mind when you have not had enough sleep. WhOOp deeeee DOOOOP.
  12. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  13. Ally crawls in "Ak. Just survive a bout of final projects. Missing ... Too... Much... Reading... Time..." But more... Are coming." Ally falls dramatically to the floor. A few seconds later she sits up and says " okay, it's also a Monday. That explains it better."
  14. We had someone over once , and our bird flew onto his head. he was the chosen one. But really nobody's been over since. And I don't know why...
  15. I look like a.... potato.