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Thoughts on BotFA

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Ookla the Tremendous

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Yes, I realize the movie came out six months ago. :P Also, I wrote this a month or so after the fact, so several scenes have gone ignored. But the basic gist is still there.

Anyways, without further ado, I present to you my...

Thoughts of The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies

(or rather, "The Battle Where Everyone Dies" or "All the Feels" or "Why I Hate Peter Jackson")

· Galadriel what are you doing here

· Why are you kissing Gandalf

· Now there's Ring Wraiths

· And Sauron

· Galadriel you okay

· OH STORMS THAT'S TERRIFYING

· GALADRIEL YOU ARE NOT OKAY

· Sweet Elrond is here

· So is Saruman and they are kicking orc butt

· That's awesome

· Thorin u jerk

· Be nice to Bard he kind of saved your life

· Wow Thorin

· Thranduil rides a moose

· That's awesome

· The moose is cool

· I like the moose

· The moose is going to die isn't it

· Yep it's dead

· Alfrid ur a jerk

· And ur crossdressing to hide from battle

· jerk

· And Bard's totally calling him out

· Alfrid just booked it with a shirt full of gold coins

· Alfrid reely

· FILI NO

· YOU CAN'T BE DEAD

· I mean I read the booK BUT STILL

· KILI DON'T

· THINK OF TAURIEL

· JACKSON IF THERE'S ANY MOMENT TO BREAK CANON IT'S NOW

· ...aaand now Kili's gone too. Great.

· I shipped it. I shipped it and now he's dead. Why.

· Peter Jackson I hate you.

· *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

· THORIN

· THORIN LOOK AT THE EAGLES

· THORIN NO

· *SOBBING*

· And now Bilbo's back at the Shire

· heehee they're auctioning all of his stuff off

· "Can I get a signature?"

· "Yes... this is a contract of... well, never mind."

· heehee

· "Who's this Thorin Oakenshield?"

· "He was... a friend."

· Oh stoRMS WHY

· RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND NOW

· Movie's over

· Loved the movie

· Pippin is singing a song

· I like the song

· *Realization that it's finally all over*

· *sobbing*

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So you get an upvote despite shipping Kiliel because the rest was spot on. =D (Plus my fanfic muse loves Kiliel so there's that too.)

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Heh. I suppose I've been resisting the inevitable longer than possible...I'll probably succumb someday...but IT IS NOT THIS DAY, stop glaring at me, muse. (*snickers* After writing two separate Kiliel fics, I wrote this really ridiculous one parodying the death scene in Beauty and the Beast ('cause the Beast said "one last time" when he was dying and hellloooo creationspren) as my revenge. Because while there's the beautiful symbolism of fire-moons and starlight and all, there's also Elf and Dwarf and never the twain should meet. Drat Peter Jackson. xD)

 

Of course my anger with that whole thing didn't stem the other equally potent emotions both times I saw the movie. I'm so excited for the extended edition; I mean, we're getting the funeral I'm like 90% sure, and who knows what else! You looking for anything in particular out of it?

 

(agh, sorry for the long comment, I get hyper about Tolkien stuff, whether it's movie-verse or more obscure stuff from the Histories. My apologies.)

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Ah, it's all right. Tolkien's cool. :)

 

I'm just excited in general, because extended edition!

 

I don't really full-on ship it, but I did think they were cute (at least, Kili getting tongue-tied every time he looks at Tauriel was amusing). 

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Absoballylutely right. =D

 

xD Yesh. The EEs are always so good (well, maybe not some of the AUJ one, but in general). And once it's out my family can get the full set on Blu-Ray or whatever. I haven't seen AUJ or DoS in forever. The probable UK release date's out...not the US yet though. *sighs* November is so far away. 

 

*snickers* Yeah...though he seemed to do all right in the dungeon scene. *headdesk* Like I said, I sort of almost ship them. It's like that one Calvin and Hobbes strip where he sees both sides of everything in Picasso-like perspective. =P

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